First of all, the "high-res" models of Simon and David looks terrible. I don't want people to mix it up with the actual models
Second, for some reason people find immature posing of models very funny, which is just retarded
Third of all, if you can take Dr.Breen or G-man seriously after all this G-mod buttfuck, you must have autism
Fourth:
This is what happened with the "outstanding" posing you started making:

Oh yeah, it's really funny. No seriously, this is a bad way to ruin the atmosphere of a game, and I don't want to see it here. If you want to pose models so badly, go to facepunch or whatever. Not here.